Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Off To Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man. 'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get 400 a night for ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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Blowing Chunks
A man goes into a bar, tells the barkeep to keep the beers coming, anything he has but Strohs. After a dozen or so beers, the man tells the barkeep to bring them two at a time...anything but Strohs....after the man had envied another dozen or so beers...the barkeep asks him..."Why ......
Written on 24/10/2008 |
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Not Yours
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed into ......
Written on 25/10/2008 |
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The Van Gogh Family Tree
After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His obnoxious brother... ...Please Gogh His dizzy aunt... ...Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes... ...Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store... ...Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia... ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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One Day Down Under.
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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