Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Close Shave
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, as he takes a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Hand Job
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: 1.50 Chicken Sandwich: 2.50 Hand Job: 10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Pleading
A man dying & hes begging god to let him bring his world possions, after days of pleading , GOD said fine the man at the pearlly gates with bag in hand , when saint PETER shouted STOP! the man ran to PETER saying GOD told me I was allowed to ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Obsessions
OBSESSION A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions, " he observed. To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Poet And Scientist
A poet and a scientist were travelling together on a plane. The scientist was bored and said to the poet, "Hey, you, do you want to play a game? I'll ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me 5. Then, you ask me a question, and ......
Written on 23/10/2008 |
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