Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
The Postman's Last Day...
It was Postman Dave's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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Brown
FOUR FRIENDS ARE TALKING REGARDING EXTRA MARITAL RELATIONSHIP. A MAN TOLD WOMAN HAVING BROWN EYES CERTAINLY HAVE AN EXTRA MARITAL RELATIONSHIP. THREE OUT OF FOUR FRIENDS CLEARLY DENY THAT THEIR WIVES DONT HAVE BROWN EYES. THE YOUNGEST OF THE FRIENDS COULDNT REMEMBER THE COLOR OF EYES OF HER WIFE. HE IMMEDIATELY ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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Blind Date
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed, " she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale it read 117 and she won a prize. Next ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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Reincarnation
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The womans biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. "Hello, Mary?" ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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The Hooker And The School Boy
A horny schoolboy out on the night, chatted up a hooker for a quickie. Since he was a schoolboy and in uniform, he was able to negotiate a reduced charge for himself and she readily obliged. But when the schoolboy swung into action, boy, oh, boy, the hooker found out to ......
Written on 17/10/2008 |
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