Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Older Than Dirt
A friend was cleaning out an old house and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my son had no idea. He thought they had tried to make ......
Written on 02/10/2008 |
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Mexico
A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, What ......
Written on 03/10/2008 |
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Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Taxidermist
This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You isnt from around here, are yaw... where yaw from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Iowa. The bartender asks, "What the' hell ......
Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Weird
GEORGE BUSH. When you rearrange the letters HE BUGS GORE DORMITORY When you rearrange the letters DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST When you rearrange the letters EVIL'S AGENT PRESBYTERIAN When you rearrange the letters BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION A ROPE ENDS IT THE MORSE CODE HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES CASH LOST IN ......
Written on 10/10/2008 |
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