Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
The Price You Pay For Being Good
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven". The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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Cupcake
Harold arrived at his brother's house and was surprised to find the youngest child Timmy, helping his parents bake cupcakes. When the cupcakes were baked Timmy's mom asked him to ice them. When he finished Timmy brought his creations into the living room to show the grownups. Harold admired Timmy's icing ......
Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Not Many People Know
Not many people know that Thomas Edison was an avid fisherman. He usually included some trout fishing on his infrequent vacations. During one such trip to the west he was befriended by an Indian tribe. They provided free room and board, as well as expert fishing guides for his stay. On ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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3 Wishes
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now, " says the old lady, "I guess I ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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Why E-mail Is Like A P***s
1. Some people have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were cut off. 3. It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done. 4. Once you've started playing with ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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