Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Wan-kin
Kane and Master Po were in the monastry 1 day when Master turned to Kane and said 'Grasshopper today i will teach the the art of Wan-Kin' 'Ok Master', replied Kane 'How do we do that ?' 'Well Grashopper' said Po 'You get your hands and place it between your legs ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Fish
Once there was a priest who was meeting with the mother superior at a convent to discus some serious church business. The mother superior told the father that the pope was coming to meet them and dine with them the next day. This troubled the old priest. "What shall we serve ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Globalization
INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS BEST ! Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine. The car is driven by a Belgian who was ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Talking Clock
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock, " the drunk ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Old Love!
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind Catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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