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Questions And Answers About Health
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer that's like saying you can extend the ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Who Eat All My Porridge....retold !
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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The Best Indian Restaurant Album In The World Ever !!!
DISC ONE: 1. Poppadum Preach - Madonna 2. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club 3. Bhaji Trousers - Madness 4. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham 5. Dansak Queen - Abba 6. Korma People - Pulp 7. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba 8. When I Phall in Love - ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Essex Huricane Appeal
A joke for those in England or those anywhere who have an idea about how life is in Essex....... A major hurricane Shazza and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Essex in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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The Biker And The Little Old Lady
A husky biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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