Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Bad Planning
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man, " he said, walking up to her, ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Please Be Careful
Please be careful. This person has found her way into my house and could also go to yours. A very weird thing has happened. A strange old lady has moved into my house. I have no idea who she is, where she came from, or how she got in. I ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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The Hunter
Hunter walks into a hunters bar, and seats himself down onto the middle stool. Shouting to get everyones attention, he gathers everyone around him. "I have a little trick i want to show you, and all i'm asking for is a free beer if i'm right. If you give me ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Bj 2
A young priest went to his bishop. "Father, will you lend me 15 ?" "Certainly, my son. May I ask what it is for?" "I want to get a bj, Father." Completely non-plussed the bishop handed over the money and the priest went on his way. The bishop made his monthly ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Drunk Old Woman
One day this drunk old woman, stumbles out of a bar, she trips her way down the corner to another bar, so goes up to the bar and sets down, and begains to order, Bardender, bring me a mardini with a pickle, the bartender brings her her martini, drinks it, and ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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