Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Missing Person Report
A woman took her next-door neighbor with her when she went to the police station to report her husband was missing. "Could you give me a description of your husband ma'am." the officer asked. "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 2, weighs approximately 190 pounds, has a very athletic build, gorgeous ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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The Second Affair
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly Beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the Son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed into ......
Written on 24/03/2009 |
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Large Bud!!!
THIS MAN WENT TO A BAR! THE BARTENDER SAID"WHAT CHA NEED?" THIS MAN SAID"GIMME A LARGE BUD!" HE QUICKLY DOWNED THAT DRINK! 4 OR 5 MORE LARGE BUDS LATER! THE BARTENDER ASKED"YA GIRL FRIEND DUMP YOU OR SUMPTIN'?" THIS MAN RESPONDED "NAW, IM CELEBRATING MY FIRST B**W ***!" THE BARTENDER SAID"THAT ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Wanting A Date
A man with no hands or legs who is in a wheelchair aproaches a single woman who he has been admiring for a while she is inside her home. The door bell rings and she answers the door. Here's how the convo went: Man: Hello Woman: Hello. May I ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Never Say To A Cop
NEVER SAY TO A COP: 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. OK in Texas 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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