Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Stuffed Toys
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom, and when the guy walks in the ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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The Lost Wife
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a ......
Written on 26/01/2009 |
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We Can Read Your Mind!
Please take this test mentally. Don't write down your answers, and don't shout them out. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or it can be 9, or any number in-between. Take the number that you've selected, and multiply it by 9. That should ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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A Young Woman Goes To Church To Confess Her Sins To The Priest
A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "Tell all of your sins, my daughter." "Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times, " she says. The priest thinks about this long ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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Baby Sitter
A boy is home with his babysitter on a stormy night when the boy says "Usually on a stormy night mommy lets me cuddle with her". The babysitter responds with "OK". They are cuddling when the boy says "Usually mommy lets me take a bath". The babysitter says "ok". The boy ......
Written on 23/02/2009 |
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