Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Cant Fool Kids
Mom & Dad decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. He began his commentary as ......
Written on 27/11/2008 |
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Ten Commandments, Texas Style
People here in Texas have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten Commandments. Folks here just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the "King James" into "King Ranch" language: The Cowboy's Ten Commandments ......
Written on 27/11/2008 |
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Naughty Joke
One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for 10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you ......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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Mommy's Balloons
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his ......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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Life Lessons
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. If you have to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved, and will never achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." There's a very fine line between ......
Written on 07/12/2008 |
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