Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Car Ads Translated
Two tone paintwork - Original color and rust One careful owner - But the other nine were clumsy as anything 10, 000 trouble-free miles - crashed in the last 20 feet Heated rear window - so you don't get cold hands when push-starting the thing in winter Very clean - only ......
Written on 22/11/2008 |
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Two Wishes
A hippie were walking down the street one day when a pixie fell on him. "Today is your lucky day!" said the pixie. "I'm gonna give you two wishes. What will the first one be?" The hippie thought for a moment and then said, "I want a never ending joint." So ......
Written on 23/11/2008 |
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Changing Names
Peter and Alfred Nussbaum were tailors and partners in the firm Nussbaum Brothers and after many years they decided to Anglicize their names and henceforth the firm should be known as the Nuss Brothers. After completing the legal paperwork, they informed the receptionist, Ethel, that from Monday on, she should ......
Written on 23/11/2008 |
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Lotto Night
An observant Jew called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the syanagogue and begins to pray: "God, please help me, I've lost my business and ......
Written on 24/11/2008 |
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It's In The Bible
It's in the Bible An out-of-towner becomes friendly with Thelma, the waitress in his hotel coffee shop, and invites her up to his room. She is indignant. The guy says, "Don't get excited. This is all in the Bible." Thelma is appeased, and after her shift they ......
Written on 26/11/2008 |
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