Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Cake Or Bed
CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW."HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, "FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? ?DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON ......
Written on 15/11/2008 |
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Theories Of Cat Behavior
LAW OF CAT INERTIA A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. LAW OF CAT MOTION A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really ......
Written on 17/11/2008 |
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Not Exactly The Halloween Party They Planned
A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping for an hour, awakened feeling much better so she decided to go to ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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This & That
A handsome young woman named Hannah, Did wild, wet things with a banana. Her legs spread wide The banana inside And her audience shouting "Hosanna!" Al Jazeera studios recently announced plans to make a new movie about the 12 days of rioting in France, called "Cowering Inferno". Michael Moore was ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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Five Young Bulls
Have you heard about the five young bulls, discussing what they wanted to be when they grew up? The first wanted to go to Rome and become a papal bull. The second wanted to go to New York and become a bull on Wall Street. The third wanted ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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