Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Hammer Time!
A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, "Your charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." "You Bstard!" Yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. "You're also charged with with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer, "says the judge "Bastard!" the same person yells. The ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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Matamoscas
La mujer entra a la cocina y encuentra a su marido mirando hacia todos lados con un matamoscas en la mano. -"Que estas haciendo?", Ella le pregunt. -"Cazando moscas", el respondi. -Ah, ya veo. Has tenido suerte?", ella pregunto. -"sip, 3 machos y 2 hembras, " el le contesto. Intrigada, ella ......
Written on 08/11/2008 |
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If They Wrote Children's Books About The Internet
"One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Screen of Death" "The Blog of Anne Frank" "How the Grinch Stole Your Credit Card Information" "Green Eggs and Spam" "The Little Search Engine That Could" "Curious George and Parental Controls" "Horton Hears A Hacker" "Charlotte's Web" ......
Written on 09/11/2008 |
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A Quick Thinker
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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To The Barber's House
A man sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before ......
Written on 10/11/2008 |
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