Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Too Old ?
A middle-aged man bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 130kmh and was enjoying the wind blowing through his thinning hair. "This is great, " he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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The Ant And The Elephant
An ant is walking down the path through the jungle one day when he spies an elephant caught up in a hunter's trap....... the elephant cries out... help help.... so the ant goes up to him and says... "I will help you but you have to let me do anything I ......
Written on 01/11/2008 |
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Follow The Leader
Polish naval ship paid courtesy visit to Stockholm Sweden. Sunday morning two young officers wearing white gala uniforms decided to go to church. They did not understand the word in Swedish, but the liturgy was similar. They decided to follow example of middle age man sitting in front of them so ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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Sam
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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Sex With Dwarves
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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