Here are the Birthday Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
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A young man out walking spies an old man on a park bench crying his eyes out. So the youth goes over to see if he's all right. 'Are you okay?' he asks. 'No, it's my birthday today, I'm 82, ' blubs the old man. '82!' 'But ......
Written on 21/09/2008 |
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10 Things You'll Never Hear Your Wife Say..... Unfoutunately.
1. Honey... wake up, I heard a noise and got up to check it out and guess what? The next door neighbor's teenaged daughter and some of her cheerleader frinds are all skinnydipping in their pool and they sure look cute in the moonlight. You better come check this out. ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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Birthday Gift
Joe said to his friend at the bar, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday." His friend said, "I know. Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll be thrilled." Joe ......
Written on 23/09/2008 |
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Greeting Cards You Will Probably Never See
You gotta love some of these.. 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... Inside card - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... Inside card - I never believed ......
Written on 24/09/2008 |
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How You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day
you wake up face down on the pavement. you put your bra on backwards and it fits better. you see a '60 minute' news team in your office. your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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