Here are the Birthday Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Barbie
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her anything. Out the corner of his eye he sees a shopping mall. Knowing it was "now or never", he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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2 Hours Of Great Sex
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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In Mourning
Jane lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the real world. Finally, Jane says that she's ready to go out, but doesn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Gross
a lepper walked into a bar , feeling bad about his situation he walked up to the bartender and asked , its my birthday and i am not long for this world , i know i am sick to look at but my i stay for a beer ....bartender replied sure ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Fishing Joke, Sort Of.
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me ......
Written on 18/09/2008 |
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