Here are the Birthday Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
My Birthday?
Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan, was busted one rank, fined and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he consoled himself every night during his extra duty by reciting, "They can ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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How You Can Tell When It's Going To Be A Rotten Day:
1. You wake up face down on the pavement. 2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. 3. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. 4. You see a "60 minutes" news team waiting in your office. 5. Your birthday cake ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Bad Jokes Lol
A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership. There was a farmer who was wildly keen on tractors. And then one day, he suddenly changed, and started hating them instead. Why? Because he had become and ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Understanding Male Talk Or What He Is Really Saying
"IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH, " "SURE, HONEY, " OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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I Love Beans
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day, he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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