Here are the Birthday Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
You Know You're Getting Older .................
- When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. - When your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light. - When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest you. ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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The Ping-pong Ball.warning: This Joke Will Piss You Off.
A wealthy man has only one son, and so he tries to spoil the boy. Upon his son's fifth birthday he tells the lad that he has gone out and hired a circus and a carnival specifically for his son and all the boy's friends. The son in turn says to ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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This & That
Quote of the Day "A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation." --Howard Scott Just Wondering Shouldn't a two-way mirror actually be called one-way glass? Thought for the Day If a man tells a woman she's beautiful, ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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You're Just Like Bill
A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. "Perfect timing, " the cabby said. "You're just like Bill." "Who?" "Bill Smith. There's a guy who did everything right, " the ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Singing Telegram
It was Schneider's birthday, and that morning there was a knock on the door. "Telegram!" He opened the door excitedly, "Is it a singing telegram?" Schneider asked the messenger boy. "No Sir. We don't do singing telegrams anymore." "I've always wanted a singing telegram. Can't you bend ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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