Wedding Ring Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his p***s after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1 having your mistress find out you're married. 2 explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your p***s. 3 Or finding out your p***s fits through your wedding ring.