The car won't start, " aid a wife to her husband.

"I think there's water in the carburettor.

" "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is." "I'm telling you, " repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor." "We'll see, " mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?" "In the swimming pool