Ain't it the truthI was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the machines operated."Excuse me." I said to a casino employee. "How does this work?"The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle.

"And where does the money come out?" I asked.He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, "Usually at the ATM."