A man is licking out a prostitute when suddenly he gets a piece of carrot in his mouth. He spits it out and carries on but then gets a pea in his mouth.

He spits that out and asks the hooker, "You've got bits of veg in your p***y, are you sick?" She says, "No, but I think the last bloke was!" Lots of hugs and kisses... SexySan89