Peaches

An old woman had to go to court for stealing a can of peaches from the grocery store. When the judge asked her why she said she was hungary. So the judge asked how many peaches were in the can she said 6. So the judge gave her 6 days in jail. After hearing the sentance her husband asked if he could say something. The judge agreed. To which the husband said she also stole a can of peas to.

 

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