A man walks up to the door of a monastery and tells a monk he wants to join. The monk tells the man alright, but there is no talking here. Five years goes by and the man is allowed to say two words to the review board. He says "food cold". Five more years go by and he says to the review board "bed hard". Five more years go by and he says "I quit".

And the head monk says I'm not surprised you've been complaining ever since you got here.