A married couple in there sixties are visited by a fairy who grants them both one wish.

I want to travel round the world with my husband said the wife.... two tickets magically appear in her hand. Husband says sorry love but my wish is to have a wife thirty years youngerthan me....So the fairy waves her magic wand and the husband becomes 92 Moral of the story men who are ungratefull bastards should remember fairies are f**kin female!!!