This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you, " she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "That must be rather difficult, " the man replied.

"Oh, I don't mind too much, " she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."