This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas.

" "Sure, " he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, "Is this the first p***y you seen since you crawled out of one?" The guy says, "No, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."