An old man & woman decided it would be a good idea to pick out their gravemarkers ahead of time & they would each pick out the others words for the stone, The old man went first and had inscribed on the wife's stone "HERE LIES MY WIFE, COLD AS USUAL" When the wife read this she had inscribed on her husbands stone "HERE LIES MY HUSBAND, STIFF AT LAST".

Paybacks are a bitch aren't they!