Robbie Willians, kylie and elton john are out walking one night when Kylie tripped, and fell lodging her head between the railings, Robbie taking full advantage of her compromised position lifts her skirt revealing the infamous Kylie ass, pulls her knickers to 1 side and f**ks her senseless.

When he came he turned around to Elton and said it your turn now. At whichpoint Elton broke down crying, muttering "my head wont fit between the railings"