A blonde persuaded her husband to let her come along on his hunting trip. When they were deep in the woods, he collapsed. She took out her cell phone and dialed 911. "I think my husband is dead, " she said. "what should I do?" The operator said, "Calm down. First, let's makd esure he's dead.

" The operator heard a gunshot.

Then the blonde got back on the phone and said, "Okay. Now what?"