While in the Army, my son Gabe attended Posh Prevention of Sexual Harassment classes. During one session, the sergeant said to his men, "Before you tell a joke, ask yourselves, What would my mother think?" Gabe replied, " Sergeant, There's a problem with that." What is it? Asked the sergeant! If I listened to what my mother had to say, I wouldn't have joined the Army in the first place, said Gabe.