Drunk always drinks cheap wine cause of money, always passes out behind gay bar, one night hard up gay dude pulls his pants down and f**ks drunk up the ass, pulls his pants back up and leaves him a c note.

Drunk wakes up, finds the 100.00 dollar bill and goes to the same store and buys a 5th of Wild Turkey. This happens 3 nights in a row and the 3rd time back to the store, he buys cheap wine again? Bar keep says wtf, 3 days in a row you been drinking the good stuff, now your back to cheap wine? Drunk say's yeah, that Wild Turkey is good stuff but it's HARD ON MY ASS.