Martha Stewert was doing a survey on the American Indians out on Indian restervation. She noticed a brave with one feather in his headress. Telling him her purpose, she ask why just one feather? He replied, me got one feather because me got one squall. Not believing him she asked a brave with two feathers. He responed, me got two feathers cause me got two squalls. Still not satified, Martha went to the chief. The chief had a row of feathers all the way down both sides.

Martha told him her purpose and said tell me the truth, why ALL the feathers? Sitting down with legs crossed, he stood up pounded his chest and said me got all these feathers, cause me big like bufflo and long like snake.How hostile can you get she replied? hoss-stlye, dog-style, wolf-style, me f**k'em all.Oh dear, Martha replied. Me don't f**k dear, a*****es too high and f**kers run to fast!