One day a fly was just above the water by six inches. in the water a fish thought"if that fly drops six inches then i will jump up and eat it." behind some bushes a bear thought" if that fish jumps up i will catch the fish." behind a tree a hunter thought" if that bear goes to catch the fish i will shoot it." inside a hole a mouse thought"if that hunter shoots the bear then i will get the cheese off his sandwich." behind a boulder a cat thought"if that mouse goes to get the cheese off of the hunters sandwich then i will catch it. suddenly everything happenened. the fly dropped six inches and the fish got the fly and the bear got the fish and the hunter shot the bear and the mouse got the cheese but the cat lunged for the mouse but missed and fell in the lake.

Moral of the story: whenever a fly drops six inches a p***y will get wet.