Guy goes on ebay to buy a specialty item for his wife.Gets a special dildo voodoo d**k he reads the instructions they sayvoodoo d**k and commandhe puts the box away and gets called out of town on business.

His wife finds the gift in the closet and opens it.

she unwraps it and says voodoo d**k tear this p***y up.It starts working shes surprised! But it starts hurting she grabs the car keys and starts flying down the road.The police pulls her over and asks her why she speeding and driving nude.She Blurts out VooDoo D**k The cop say VooDoo d**k my ass. The End