So this happily married businessman has to go on a months long trip for work, but he doesnt want to leave his wife being sexually unfulfilled without her cheating on him. So he decides to go to the red-light district and buy her a dildo. While there, he notices a weird sex toyshop he goes in and is welcomed by a Jamaican woman.

Can I help you she says The businessman says I need the best dildo in the world for my wife while Im gone away for my company.

So the shop owner goes out back in the stock room and shows the man this petrified d**k.

Looking in horror the man questions the Jamaican womans choice. What the f**k is that? This is a Voodoo dildo well how does it work? Asks the businessman. Oh very easily she says, all you have to do is say voodoo dildo, and the place your woman wants to get f**ked. So the man pays a large sum for the voodoo dildo and brings it to his wife. He explains how it works to her then hes on his way to the airport. Shortly after his departure flight, the wife begins to get curious and says, Voodoo dildo my p***y so this dildo starts f**king the shit out of her and she cant get it to stop.

Frightened that she may never have kids after this experience she drives as fast as she can to the hospital to get it removed, but on the way she is pulled over for speeding. The cop approaches the wifes car and asks he why she was driving so fast. The woman says, you dont understand I got a voodoo dildo stuck in my p***y! Then the cop replies VOODOO DILDO MY ASS!!!!!!!!