Translating Mens' English

I'm hungry I'm hungry I'm sleepy I'm sleepy I'm tired I'm tired Nice dress Nice cleavage! I love you Let's have sex now I'm bored Do you want to have sex? What's wrong? I guess sex tonight is out of the question I love you too OK, I said it, can we have sex now? May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you Will you marry me? I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other men You look tense, let me give you a massage I want to have sex with you in the next 10 minutes Let's talk I'm trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person, and maybe then, you'd like to have sex with me I don't think those shoes go with that outfit I'm gay

 

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