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I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto. In hopes that later, you'd be my ho. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't 250 a night. 6.

You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class. Especially when I'm spanking your big, round, fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled... SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown...

but so has your ass. 3. You're a honey...

and you're a cutie I just wish you had J-Lo's booty. 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1.

If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister.