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There once was a man from Nantuckit, his d**k was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin as he whiped off his chin "If my ear were a C**T I'de F**K IT"......

2. There once was a man from Adrass, his balls were made of Brass, in rainy weather they clanked together and sparks would shoot out of his ASS!!!!!!!! 3. There once was a man named John Hall, he had one very large ball, it's not what you think, it's large and it's pink and he likes to bounce it against the WALL........

SOME READERS MY FIND THESE FUNNY OTHER'S MAY FIND THEM STUPID BUT I'DE LIKE TO SEE IF ANY OF YOU READERS CAN COME UP WITH CATCHY LITTLE RIDDLES LIKE THESE. If you can please post them????????