A Fireman, in an effort to heat up the passion that seemed to have gone out of his marriage, came home one day with a plan. He told his wife of his dismay with their sex life and told her he had come up with a plan to fan the flames. He described how his adrenaline gets pumping every time there is a fire call. So, he explains, "When I come home tomorrow, you yell, "One alarm fire, one alarm fire!" and I will race up stairs. Then yell, "Two alarm fire, two alarm fire!" and I will get naked. Yell "three alarm fire, three alarm fire" as you come racing into the room and "four alarm fire, four alarm fire" as you get undressed. When you yell, "Five alarm fire, five alarm fire!", we'll jump into bed and f**k until the fire goes out. Excitedly she agrees. The next day the fireman gets home and fears his wife has forgotten, but in the middle of supper she cries, "One alarm fire, one alarm fire!" Instinctively, the fireman jumps up and runs up stairs.

As he reaches the top of the stairs, she is yelling, "Two alarm fire, two alarm fire!" Almost tripping over his pants as he is stripping while he runs to the bedroom, his wife is right behind him yelling, "Three alarm fire, three alarm fire!" Ripping her clothes off as she yells, "Four alarm fire, four alarm fire!" His fire pole now erect and his wife burning with excitement she yells, "Five alarm fire, five alarm fire!" Jumping into bed, he climbs on top.

As he is pounding her she screams, "Six alarm fire, six alarm fire!" Puzzled but trying not to break stride he gasped, "Honey what's a six alarm fire?" She replies, "More hose, more hose, your no where near the fire!"