A cubscout leader decides to take 40 of his cub scouts on a boat ride. he asks a lawyer friend of his and a priest if they will go along to help out with the kids. both of them agree and off they go with 40 kids.

a few miles out to sea and the boat hits a whale and starts to sink very fast.

gathering up the life jackets they realize that the boat came with only 40 lifejackets. so the cubscout master says, "hey, listen guys. we have lived a good life so why don?t we give all 40 lifejackets to the kids. the lawyer says, "hey, f**k the kids." the priest says, "do we have enough time?"