A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she heard one of the men say the following: Emma come first. Den I come Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice Den I come one lasta time 'You foul-mouthed swine', said the lady indignantly, 'In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!'. 'Hey, coola down lady', said the man. 'Who talkin' about a sexa? I'mma justa tellun my frienda how to spella, 'Mississippi.'