So you've heard the tail of Robin Hood, and how he did the poor people good. Well there is more more to this famous story of Sherwood forest's pride and glory. At night when the robbing was done the merry men would have some fun, in fact it was fair to say the merry men were rather gay. As little John starts to unwind Robin takes him from behind, As they frolick in the grass, Robin rams it up his arse. At night when they were all at play a georgeous maiden came there way and saunted up to friar tuck and said I'm maryanne want a F**k.
Fryer could not belive his ears she's offering sex to all us queers. While he recovered from the shock, Robin presented her with his c**k.
Maryanne's clothes were off in a flash and the three Merry men all had a bash. For Maryanne this was sheer bliss as they filled her every orrafice When all was done she gave a whine "thank you boys for a lovely time, but for your pleasure you must pay, I've got the pox so have a nice day. "now listen here" said Fryer tuck "we dont really give a f**k the laughs on you you silly cow, we've got aids so who's f**ked now" |