A rich man and a poor man were having a drink at a bar and they were engaging in conversation and the poor man asked the rich man pm: what did you get your wife for christmas rm: a pair of diamond earings and a mercedes benz pm: diamond earings and a mercedes benz rm: yeah if she don't like the earings she can use her car to go exchange them so what did you get your wife pm: i got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo rm: a pair of slippers and a dildo pm: yeah in case she don't like the slippers she can go f**k herself