Three nuns are waiting outside of the confessional. After a period of time, Sister Mary comes out and begins to wash her hands in the holy water. The other two, Sister Margaret and Sister Kelly ask her "What was your sin sister?" Sister Mary replied "I touched a man's p***s and so I had to wash my hands to cleanse them of the sin".

Sister Kelly jumped up pushing Sister Margaret outta the way exclaiming "Well I'm gonna gargle before Margaret washes her ass in it!"