So this mushroom walks in to a hot orgy swinger party...

the swingers say get out we don't do shrooms...

so the mushroom leaves again the following day the mushroom comes back into the orgy and is met with the same answer so the mushroom leaves the third day this mushroom dresses up like a cowboy... with the cowboy hat and eveyrthing... the swingers ask "your that same mushroom aren't you?" Mushroom says "yeah" Swingers reply "GET OUT WE DONT F**K SHROOMS" the mushroom then replies...

"why not, I am a FUN--GIguy!"