Wanting to marry a virgin a backwoods man who struck it rich would expose himself to women and ask if they knew what it was. Finally one said No.

Every day for two weeks he showed the young women each time she said no. Convinced he found his girl he asked her to marry him, she eagerly agreed when told about his money. On their honeymoon night one more time he pulled out his d**k saying, you sure you dont know what this is? Yes I'm sure.

Well it's a D**k and I'm gonna show you what done with it. Laughing the young women said, A D**k, that aint no D**k. Holding her hands a foot apart she said, a D**k is this big and Black.