When King Arthur took off on his search for the holy grail, he fitted his Queen, Guinevere, with a novel chastity belt.

It contained a little guillotine.

If anybody tried to push past it, it sprung down with a mighty whack. On his return from the Holy Land, King Arthur commanded that all the Knights that had stayed behind remove their trousers, and there was hardly a c**k in sight... All except Sir Lancelot had lost their manhood. "Lancelot, you are the only one I can trust", said King Arthur. "What will we do with these traitors? What will the punishment be? Come, Sir Lancelot, speak up.

Have you lost your tongue..............?"