Little Red Ridinghood was going to visit Gramma, her mamma said, "Little Red Ridinghood, that Big Bad Wolf's been out there, you'd better take this gun with you for protection." "All right." said Red. So, she lifted up her skirt, tucked the gun under her garterbelt, dropped her skirt back down, flipped on her bonnet, grabbed the basket, and she was trollollopin on down the road. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumped out, and he said, "Little Red Ridinghood, I'm gonna rip your clothes off and f**k your brains out!" Now Little Red Ridinghood stopped and looked at The Big Bad Wolf, then she put her basket down, flipped her bonnet off, pulled her skirt up, took the gun out, pointed it at The Big Bad Wolf, and said, "The hell you are, you're gonna eat me, just like the story says!" Ya gotta love Little Red